Code Orange

"One fine Sunday, my mother woke up, turned on the news, and learned Pearl Harbor was bombed. Within weeks, the Roosevelt Administration had converted all production for the war effort. She could not buy a washing machine," my wife said. "This administration cannot even get a @ucking test out so people can tell if it's coronavirus or the flu!"

Trump showed his face on TV today, and 30 minutes later, the market had plunged 1000 points.